I wonder if this sort of tone-deaf farce is going to continue for the next year, or is simply the product of an un-serious primary waged on bizarre, constantly shifting ground.

Really though, if Hillary's staff writes press releases like this when all the moderates and newsrooms are listening, it could make her a laughingstock while cementing the impression that she's Dick Cheney with hair.

Meanwhile, a highly placed source in the administration of Chestnut Street Elementary School (formerly P.S. 34) claims to have documentation of an incident in which Barack Obama pissed his pants in a boy's bathroom some four decades ago. The Senator's campaign office could not be reached for comment.