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Wednesday, November 21. 2007A Carbon-Neutral Football GameTrackbacks
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They're going to "reforest" the land, which must mean the trees haven't been planted yet. It takes a long time - many years - for a tree to grow to maturity. Where are they going to put all the carbon dioxide from the football game in the meantime? Sheesh.
Wouldn't be faster, since I already have trees, to charge university money to not cut them down? Otherwise I will.
This is incredibly stupid.
The 'carbon emissions' of this game? Measured how? Breathing output? Gimme a break. Carbon neutral my rear end. Waste of time.
And what do they do about the next game? And the next, etc, and so on? There will be so many trees that they won't be able to have football anymore.
Al's not even close to milking this scam yet; there's billions to be made by him and his cronies.
How about this:
If the earth is in crisis mode, CANCEL ALL NCAA..hell..NFL games. Immediately! Oh wait, it's not. So the games will go on. What a bunch of dupes. How did those 06/07 hurricane forecasts work out for you? How about NASA's JPL report on the Arctic ice caps? More to follow...
Do the UF and FSU fans hold their breath when they're not at the game?
I think I am going to become a silicon-based lifeform so as not to offend anyone. The last time I saw anything this intellectually advanced they were burning witches in Salem.
I dedicate the following rework of “The Lord’s Prayer” to Al Gore and the rest of his liberal carbon crusaders.
The Gore’s Prayer Al Father, who art in transit, Phony be thy game. Thy Lear-Jet hums. Those lies you’ve spun, About Earth, and your huge mansion. Give us a break, your daily dread. And forgive us with bus passes, As we curse those flying first-class above us. And lead us not into stagflation, But humor us more, Sir Carbon-Knievel. Amen!
I hope Al can leave his huge home in TN and jump on his private jet to lecture us all on "carbon emissions". I have an idea, how about y'all leave us good people who just want to watch football alone?
The only way to insure that you're totally carbon neutral is to insert your head completely up your ass.
Credit this one to U of Fla. They recently changed all their urinals in their library to "flowless" to save the planet. The result is an enduring stench students get to enjoy while trying to study.
U of F. Home of the "Don't Taze me Bro" dude!
I applaud their efforts. I just hope they carry all the trees while walking and plant each with hand-power so that they truly are carbon-neutral.
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