Ranging from describing those in the Bush Administration as 'war criminals' and 'Christianists' to insisting male infant circumcision is 'child abuse,' Sullivan simply attacks on too many fronts not to be considered the 'best' in the business. Good all-round game. His unpredictability is perhaps his best strength.

The Hollywood comedy writer shoots to the top echelon by describing George Bush as 'worse than fascist dictators.' Tough to beat. But does Mehlman have staying power to keep ahead of Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore? Or is he a one-trick pony?

Solid. Day-in, day-out performer who doesn't disappoint.

Been there before; knows how it's done. Always original.

Experienced. Knows 'pitiful' when he sees it.

Pretty over-the-top, but not in Sullivan's, O'Donnell's, Mehlman's, or Moore's class. Could give Ebert run for his money, but will need work.

This administrative law judge has the guts of a burglar.

Solid, everyday, lunch-bucket performers.

Pretending to miss 9/11 hyperbole qualifies these guys.

Timorous and predictable, but not to be underestimated. Shows promise.