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Right up Michael Moores alley. Please forward this to his production company.
Great opportunity to infiltrate, in my opinion.
On the other hand, I realize some ACLU lawyer (or team of lawyers) somewhere is working overtime and consisting solely on a diet of Sobe Adrenaline Rush and Tums to prevent this, but is there some legitimate reason why the Justice Department has not shut this website down? Further ,why not just recruit their press people directly from the NY Times and CBS, MSNBC, or CNN? Al Qaeda can certainly pay what the networks are paying--and I'd happily put Katie COuric on the first plane out!
Heard they offer a decent 401-'AK'-47 program...No? How 'bout an unlimited salad and allah-ak-bar in the employee cafeteria...No? How 'bout a permanent 'Employee Family Leave' program? Only got '70' virgins in the afterlife?? Go tell it to human resources buddy, 'cause I ain't no allah-back-girl!'
Perhaps the Chainsaw Al's and the Ken Lay's of our great nation could impose financial devastation upon someone besides their own fellow countrymen. Patriotism suffers a bit when your own people screw you.
Sorry guys, George Sorros already put in his application for management. Because he has quite a lot of expertise in financing treason and sedition, it looks like the management spot has been filled.
Terrorist wanted. Must have good throat slitting abilities, no regard for human life, and a deep, abiding hatred of Jews and Christians. If travel, adventure, and sex with 72 virgins appeals to you please inquire with the management. Thank you.
I'd be pretty wary of getting laid off by Al Qaeda. The concept of "severance" pay could take on a whole new meaning.
Looks like Bush's effort to assist Al Qaeda in "downsizing" is having some impact...
Even terrorists seem to know better than to hire their cronies to fill important jobs -- maybe Dubya could learn a thing or two from them.
I'm not sure what Lynnwood is getting at--Al Qaeda is full of brothers, cousins, neighbors, friends--these people are inbred--just look at Saddam Hussein who is married and had children with HIS COUSIN!
Crazy nutbats all around who always invent an opportunity to flex the muscles of their Bush Derangement Syndrome. Honestly, I think there is either medication or professional help for that. For the normal individual, Bush doesn't come up as someone to hate out of every conversation. Hey Lynnwood, Michael Moore just called, he said you left your Code Pink feather boa over at his place.
Seems to me the only Muslim "blood being spilled" by "violators" is on the part of ordinary Iraqi Shi'ites who're being bombed and pillaged daily by the so-called "insurgents."
I guess I'll never understand the twisted mind of a criminal.
Realize that: Among this people it is easier to find endless numbers of suicide bombers than a decent computer savvy guy. Where I live you find these on every street corner! Is that a parallel universe or what?
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